So, next time you find yourself cruising through Texas, keep an eye out for Southwoke billboards, and let your imagination soar higher than the clouds. While these billboards might seem outlandish, they're all in the spirit of losing customers until we can source the vacuum tubes for good ole ENI. "Extra Legroom and Extra Wokeness: Stretch out your legs and broaden your perspectives!" "Sit Back, Relax, and Unpack Your Privilege: Our flights are turbulence-free zones!" "Our Jet Engines are Powered by Diversity: No fuel, just mutual respect and understanding!" "Mile High Tolerance: Come aboard and experience our sky-high wokeness!" "Southwoke Airlines: We fly high with the wokeness, even when our planes are grounded!" We have a few more AirWoke billboards scheduled in the future to grace the Texas landscape: That’s right, until we get the vacuum tubes replaced on the old ENIAC, we can’t handle the customer load, so we might as well lose customers. We decided then and there, what better way to lose customers than an advertising campaign in Texas that doubles down on wokeness. ![]() In January, we were forced to cancel thousands of flights when one of the vacuum tubes in our World War II era ENIAC computer went on the fritz. Our antiquated reservations and flight scheduling systems can’t keep up with all of our passengers. ![]() So why the wokeness? The Bud Light-Dylan Mulvaney fiasco gave us a great idea. We’re determined to spread our inclusive vibes far and wide to ensure every passerby is aware of our woke corporate policies, much like Bud Light's recent ad with the legendary Dylan Mulvaney, a campaign that cratered sales of the iconic brand. What could be more surprising than finding billboards promoting a woke corporate agenda in the land of cowboy boots and wide-brimmed hats? Enter Southwoke Airlines! Picture this: You're cruising down the Lone Star State's highways, and your eyes are suddenly captivated by a series of billboards lining the roadside. So, let's fasten our seatbelts and enjoy the ride! The only thing that would spice up the games without a major update/overhaul would be events.Hey there, fellow travelers! Today, we're continuing with our audacious advertising campaign in the heart of Texas celebrating woke values. I wish they just ported the official mod event strings into base game. It lacks map settings, scenarios, and even with the amount of culture combos, it actually lacks true variety as you invariably end up playing the same way with some few variations on how achieve things. The last era is usually inconsequential (unless you feel like going Soviet). ![]() ![]() I find I have so much leeway as long my early Ancient and Classical era setup is good. You will fall behind although at current balance, it doesn't matter that much usually. learning through the gruesome reality of the vulnerability of humankind. Usually tech feels off around Medieval to Industrial if you didn't pick a science culture. Controversial Reddit communities sometimes receive significant media coverage. For pacing, I play normal speed on various difficult (mostly HK) and I'm fine with tech speed. Now I feel like Neolithic is more random than before. It was broken, but I liked the pacing of not rushing your start. I liked the old stay longer on Neolithic era to setup your game. In terms of gameplay? I'm kinda in the fence.
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